I love a good nap. Sometimes it’s the only thing getting me out of bed in the morning.
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| — | George Costanza. [The Nap] (via lollshannon) |
Hello, Ma? It’s me. Guess where I am? In the back of a limo. No, nobody died. It’s a long story, I can’t tell you now. Because I can’t. I said I can’t. If I could, I would. Would you stop it. All right, look, I’m getting off. No, I’m not telling you. How’s this - I’m never telling you. I don’t care. No. Fine. Never!
“
| — | George, “The Limo” |
Why is what I do so important? Why must I always be the focal point of attention? Let me just be. Let me live.
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| — | George, “The Cafe” |
I think people want to look like pirates. It’s the right time for it… to look all puffy, devil-may-care.
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| — | Cosmo Kramer, on Seinfeld. (via hershapeinthedoorway) |
OH: seinfeld
ELAINE: So, what's it about?
KRAMER: Well, it's a story about love, deception, greed, lust and...unbridled enthusiasm.
ELAINE: Unbridled enthusiasm?
KRAMER: Well, that's what led to Billy Mumphrey's downfall.
ELAINE: Oh boy.
KRAMER: You see, Elaine, Billy was a simple country boy. You might say a cockeyed optimist, who got himself mixed up in the high stakes game of world diplomacy and international intrigue.
ELAINE: Oh my God.
